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Mom’s Quiet Fantasy

Mom’s Quiet Fantasy

Mom’s Quiet Fantasy
$16.99
Seasonal Breakdown

Seasonal Breakdown

Seasonal Breakdown
$16.99
Survival Breakfast

Survival Breakfast

Survival Breakfast
$16.99
Barely Holding It

Barely Holding It

Barely Holding It
$16.99

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No healing promised. No life changes guaranteed. Just really good smells for people holding it together aggressively and pretending this counts as self-care.

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Softies – Squeeze. Melt. Survive.

Our Softies are highly-scented wax that actually makes your big, chaotic space smell like something other than your stress.

How to Use:

Squeeze a little (or a lot, we don’t judge) into your wax warmer. Let it melt for 2–4 hours and enjoy the aroma while you try to keep your life together. When it’s done, toss it and refill—because self-care doesn’t refill itself.


Pro Tip: Ceiling fans aren’t just for hot air—they actually spread your sanity (and scent) around the room.